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Since I didn't get to post last night, here's something to make girls smile. Haha. By the way, I stole this from Keziah.


A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

A normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

A normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you died, a normal guy would find another.
If you died, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

"Well, I wasn't going to live without you.." He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. "..but I wasn't sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi."

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. "Hurry back to me.""Always."

If a normal guy has to leave he would say: “Have to go now, bye!”
If Edward Cullen has to leave he would say: “I’ll be back soon you won’t have time to miss me. Look after my heart – I’ve left it with you.”

He raised our interlaced fingers to brush my cheek with the back of his hand.
“How was your afternoon?”
“Slow.”
“For me, as well.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

"I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn't touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home."

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you've taken half myself with you.”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away."Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

When you get jealous of some other girl, a normal guy would shrug it off, laugh at you, or get overly defensive.
Edward Cullen would say, “You’re the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep my only love.”

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy usually just wants to score and wouldn’t give a damn about marriage.
Edward Cullen protects you from temptation, protects your virtue and waits until you get married.

A normal guy can’t wait to go to his stag party.
Edward Cullen would rather stay with you and watch you sleep.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

Edward Cullen wins hands down.

Some people say that it's better to experience reality than to just dream. But this time dreams and fantasies are better than reality. I'd rather stay up in my clouds, dreaming. I'll bury myself in my books and my imagination. I'll stay up in my clouds, as long as I want to.


**It's true, even though Edward lives only in the pages of a book, we can't help but dream. A girl would love to be treated the way Edward treats his girl. It's as if she's the only girl that exists. So there, join the craze.

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